Holiday Hours!!!

No, we’re not staying open later for you last-minute shoppers, we’re cutting down  for two days for “family time.” (eewie)

- Wednesday, December 24: open until 8. (So if any of you jerks try to come in at 10, we won’t be here!)

- Thursday, December 25 (Christmas, y00!): CLOSED!

So enjoy the holdays and whatnot, and please don’t try to break into the store while we’re not here. (Or I’ll get our trusty watchdog Mary to bite your head off! [whadd’am I kidding, she’s not trusty at all])

—May-BO (trying to act like Wade since this is HIS account)