Star Trek on tv: FOR NERDS! Star Trek in movies: COOL!

That there STAR TREK movie is looking to be a huge hit (whodathunkit!)
To keep the excitement going, we’ve got a special offer for the next week:

Just bring in your ST movie ticket stub, and receive a 20% discount on ANY Star Trek merch in our store.

If that isn’t a sweet deal, then Captain Kirk doesn’t like banging green alien bitches!